Here you can read all the original news articles from each episode.

 The mysterious Austrian mountain penis.   https://gearjunkie.com/mysterious-wood-penis-alps  

The mysterious Austrian mountain penis.  https://gearjunkie.com/mysterious-wood-penis-alps 

E11 -

Jar Wars

http://abc13.com/news/darth-vader-pegged-with-ranch-dressing-jar-during-alleged-robbery/1098903/

vs

The Cat That Rocks the Cray-Cray

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cat-attack-woman-run-over-car-cocoa-beach-florida/

vs

Rampaging Rambo McSnappy

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-florida-woman-pet-gator-20160314-story.html

 

 

E10 -

Baby Got Backula

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/florida-man-twerk-police-car-vampires/

vs

Rogerpocalypse

https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/world/2018/01/14/bogus-missile-attack-warning-plunges-hawaii-panic-chaos/

 

 

E09 -

Need For Speed... on VHS

http://mashable.com/2017/02/03/speed-vhs-minivan-brooklyn/

vs

The Sordid Story of Yolanda Squatpump -

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-rode-motorbike-naked-sex-street-punched-blind-man-7188798/

 

 

E08 -

Operation Steamy Clam -

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/customer-seafood-restaurant-calls-911-too-small-clams-article-1.3717502

vs

The Bogger -

http://mashable.com/2017/12/14/mad-pooper-new-york/#S_A8nR57pkqs

 

 

E07 -

Santa's Sack -

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/evangelical-preacher-ruins-christmas-telling-9443403

vs

The Hand That Rocks The Driedel -

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/intruder-enters-ohio-home-decorates-for-christmas/

 

 

E06 -

Meat The Resistance -

http://mashable.com/2017/07/21/mystery-ham-on-a-roof/#BFsokzg10qq1

vs

The Covfefe Job -

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/italian-bank-robbers-wear-trump-masks-during-heists-n786261

 

 

E05 -

Sex Panda 4: A Furry Adventure -

https://news.sky.com/story/love-zoo-will-sex-cure-pandas-habit-of-walking-backwards-11094737

vs

Who Derrieres Wins -

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/bomb-squad-artillery-shell-rectum/

 

 

E04 -

Short Comings -

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/03/giant-wooden-penis-appears-on-top-of-a-mountain-7052049/

vs

Dude, Where's My Corpse? -

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/undertaker-loses-hearse-and-corpse-after-going-for-a-boozy-lunch_uk_5732f9a7e4b0e6da49a70a46?utm_hp_ref=uk-weird-news

 

 

E03 -

Don't Try This At Home! The Musical -

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-27/man-who-cut-off-another-testicle-was-trying-to-help/9093286

vs

Chimpin Ain't Easy -

http://mashable.com/2016/08/16/monkey-diaper-assault-walmart/#jVLLvkI2XOqp

 

 

E02 -

Kevin The Compact Cocksman -

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/dwarf-stripper-gets-bridetobe-pregnant-on-her-hens-night/news-story/3fe97bf17ebac0bc23766419a7ddae3c

vs

A Drinker's Guide To The Galaxy -

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mystery-after-giant-phallic-sculpture-11476058

 

 

E01 -

Cold Member: The Guy Who Couldn't Shag Me -

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/canadian-sues-hospital-over-penis-surgery

vs

Crack Pup -

https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/inquest-finds-dog-mauled-owner-death-likely-eaten-crack-cocaine/